Deskfat

The weight an active person gains after being removed from active duty and gets locked away in an office behind a desk indulging in copious amounts of donuts and imbibing exotic coffees; all the while being lied to by fellow coworkers just how GREAT they look.. meanwhile they look leathery and dangly in all the wrong places.

Kenneth: Has anyone seen Lindsey lately? Wow, she looks Amazing!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 26, 2021

Desk fat

A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides

Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began

by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014

DESKFAST

Having breakfast at your work desk in the morning, usually due to limited time and modern lifestyles. A staple of the office worker who has to be in early.

i sat down at work this morning and had a bacon sandwich, some fruit and coffe for deskfast.

by brendope December 24, 2006

Desifatuate

To find someone you don't know at all attractive or cute and wanting to get to know them better through dating

Pronounced dez-e-fatch-oo-ate

Her - "Dude do you know that guy's name?"

Him - "Why? Do you desifatuate for him?"

Or

Guy-"Hi. I have had a desifatuation for you for a few days now and was wondering if you wanted to date"

by S1ddhant July 6, 2016

Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021