The weight an active person gains after being removed from active duty and gets locked away in an office behind a desk indulging in copious amounts of donuts and imbibing exotic coffees; all the while being lied to by fellow coworkers just how GREAT they look.. meanwhile they look leathery and dangly in all the wrong places.
Kenneth: Has anyone seen Lindsey lately? Wow, she looks Amazing!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!
Carina: Huh? She looks like SHIT! I know you like them heavy girls, but she done gained a whole lot of deskfat since she got an office job!
Kenneth: Aww.. deskfat is the best!!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 27, 2021