Stands for: Daily Dump On Company Time. Reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a shit. If you spend 10 minutes a day taking a crap at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).
Guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my DDOCT.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
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This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.
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Get the ship's doctor syndrome mug.Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.
the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.
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