1. Short for douche nozzle
2. A douzzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
3. A douzzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
4. Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douzzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
5. Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douzzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.
the combination of Duff and Hazzard, forming a single entity with supreme intellect, strength, and wisdom. The jokes Duzzard can create are witty and hilarious and Duzzard's jokes may possibly cause seizures, diabetes, cancer, and other serious health defects. Also women who are pregnant, or nursing should talk to their doctor before considering an encounter with either of the two forming Duzzard.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.