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1. Short for douche nozzle
2. A douzzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
3. A douzzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
4. Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douzzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
5. Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douzzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.
Gambit looks like a douzzle in X-Men Origins: Wolverine
douzzle by D=Ma^2 May 5, 2009
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druzzled 

Excessivley drunk; totally wasted.
Rick: Dude you were totally druzzled last night.
Ross: What? No way man, I don't remember a thing.
druzzled by Jojo T. May 28, 2008
I’ll have a dozzle of honey in my tea.
Dozzle by JellyBelly77 May 25, 2019

Dozzlefutz 

n. Any situation in which your iguana runs out of ammunition.
"Wow, we're in a dozzlefutz. Fuck."
Dozzlefutz by Dunham May 8, 2004
she pealed off my druzzle from last night
druzzle by gyneno September 23, 2016

Nozzle Dozzle 

It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.

Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.

Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.
Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.
Nozzle Dozzle by generalee72 April 10, 2013
(Adverb) saying something that is completely out of line or that makes no sense whatsoever
Tyler: "My Droid was only 10 times better than my iphone"
Paulo: you're dozzled"
Dozzled by Daaveed May 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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