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1. Short for douche nozzle
2. A douzzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
3. A douzzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
4. Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douzzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
5. Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douzzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Gambit looks like a douzzle in X-Men Origins: Wolverine

douzzle by D=Ma^2 May 5, 2009

Words you can keep

druzzled

Excessivley drunk; totally wasted.

Rick: Dude you were totally druzzled last night.
Ross: What? No way man, I don't remember a thing.

druzzled by Jojo T. May 28, 2008

Related Words

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Dozzle

A small, but sufficient amount.

I’ll have a dozzle of honey in my tea.

Dozzle by JellyBelly77 May 25, 2019

Dozzlefutz

n. Any situation in which your iguana runs out of ammunition.

"Wow, we're in a dozzlefutz. Fuck."

Dozzlefutz by Dunham May 8, 2004

druzzle

dried cum on ones taint

she pealed off my druzzle from last night

druzzle by gyneno September 23, 2016

Nozzle Dozzle

It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.

Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.

Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.

Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.

Nozzle Dozzle by generalee72 April 10, 2013

Dozzled

(Adverb) saying something that is completely out of line or that makes no sense whatsoever

Tyler: "My Droid was only 10 times better than my iphone"
Paulo: you're dozzled"

Dozzled by Daaveed May 5, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026