Darney

Verb
1. To shit ones' bed.

2. To shit on one's self.

Noun
1. An extremely large pile of shit.

2. A situation that defies explanation.

He got so drunk last night that he Darneyed.

Holy fuck, that is a huge Darney!

What is this Darney?

Darney by taterdick February 2, 2010

DARNEY

your Dearest Darling,a person you love madly and deeply.

My father is everything to me.He is my darney.

DARNEY by Shaista April 6, 2007

Mean Darney 

The manager of the Burnley career mode, he’s a nonce, but only on Wednesdays. He wears a sexy fedora.

Heya man, who’s that in our house?
Oh, it’s Mean Darney. Happy Wednesday.

Mean Darney by Adam_Notts June 8, 2020

Darnell Grimes 

The wiser more mature alter ego/big brother of junior grimes

It’s assumed that junior IS darnell but darnell isn’t junior

Known for also being the stronger yet more merciful of the two and runs his own YouTube channel since he’s an aspiring actor and longs to leave his criminal past behind but must look after little junior as well to make sure they can stay outta trouble.

Darnell used to be a male stripper and is somewhat embarrassed by his criminal past but uses the experience to survive in these modern times as opposed to the old times. DONt EVER mess with darnell grimes, he’s cold, calculating and won’t hesitate to destroy someone’s life if it means eradicating said threat forever. Do NOT take this warning lightly

Aka “Dirty Darnell” by most people who know him personally.

Whether or not darnell grimes is good or bad is open to interpretation.

Junior: hey guys who’s the better brother of the two?

Darnell: ykno what they’re gonna say already , right?

Junior: sure do

Darnell: same

Juniors and Darnell: ME!

JuniOr: that’s funny, for a sec I thought you meant yourself

Darnell: I did, of course I’m the better of the two

Junior: I think not! clearly I’m the superior one

Darnell: junior shut up before I put your toys away

Junior: noooooooo!

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Darnell Grimes is the bigger and mature brother whereas junior is the baby.

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Darnell Grimes is an actor and former criminal, atleast that’s all he’s said about his criminal past, just that he doesn’t like to talk about it.

Junior Grimes / Darnell Grimes ©

Darnell Grimes by Patient zero without the hero August 6, 2021

Darnell Grimes 

A british youtuber (or aussie i think possibly) best known for the batman comic book that the entire internet can’t seem to shut up about. Auditioned for the new wolverine and batman but was rejected as far as I’m aware but charming enough to be considered a top contender for some superhero roles.

Darnell looks like he’s got potential, unlike his immature younger brother “junior” aka the rap king of rhyme (prince of chaos)

*darnell performing on stage*

Darnell: “sometimes I feel like I do—“ 🎵

Audience: you suck!

Random 1: aw come on give him a chance!

Darnell: ....

Crowd: Darnell! Darnell! Darnell!

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Darnell: people either hate you or love you OR both, I’m Darnell grimes and an extreme example of an actor that barely made it

People: this guy sucks at acting

Darnell Grimes by Bengeance006 August 29, 2021

Darnella Frazier 

The young woman whose eyewitness video of the George Floyd killing by former police officer Derek Chauvin in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020, became a crucial artifact of American history. She was awarded an honorary Pulitzer Prize on June 11, 2021.

Only 17 at the time, Darnella Frazier is to the Floyd killing what Abraham Zapruder was to the assassination of John F. Kennedy, an accidental bystander with a camera, a vital witness to an historic moment. Ms. Frazier's video of the arrest, which recorded Floyd's plea - I can't breathe - as Chauvin knelt on his neck for more than 9 minutes, sparked protests across the country. A witness at Chauvin's murder trial, Ms. Frazier expressed regret for not physically confronting Mr. Chauvin. “It’s been nights I stayed up apologizing and apologizing to George Floyd for not doing more and not physically interacting and not saving his life,” Ms. Frazier said.

Darnella Frazier, who was 17 when she recorded George Floyd's murder in Minneapolis last year, was awarded a special citation by the Pulitzer Board. Her video played a major role in igniting a global protest movement against police violence, and was used as evidence in the trial of Floyd's killer.

Pulitzer officials who give out the prestigious prize in journalism and the arts said Frazier's recording highlighted "the crucial role of citizens in journalists' quests for truth and justice."

Darnella Frazier by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

i'll be darned 

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.

I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.

i'll be darned by The helper ! October 8, 2013