Darney

Verb
1. To shit ones' bed.

2. To shit on one's self.

Noun
1. An extremely large pile of shit.

2. A situation that defies explanation.

He got so drunk last night that he Darneyed.

Holy fuck, that is a huge Darney!

What is this Darney?

by taterdick February 2, 2010

DARNEY

your Dearest Darling,a person you love madly and deeply.

My father is everything to me.He is my darney.

by Shaista April 6, 2007

Mean Darney

The manager of the Burnley career mode, he’s a nonce, but only on Wednesdays. He wears a sexy fedora.

Heya man, who’s that in our house?
Oh, it’s Mean Darney. Happy Wednesday.

by Adam_Notts June 8, 2020