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Verb
1. To shit ones' bed.

2. To shit on one's self.

Noun
1. An extremely large pile of shit.

2. A situation that defies explanation.
He got so drunk last night that he Darneyed.

Holy fuck, that is a huge Darney!

What is this Darney?
by taterdick February 02, 2010
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