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dad-me-down
A garment or other item that has been passed on from a father to a child. A hand-me-down, but specifically from dear old Dad.
dad-me-down by Gastr1c February 22, 2022
Why did my dad leave me
Why did my dad leave me by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
Me dad's in the army
A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(A)
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
Me dad's in the army by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008
My dad beats me
My dad beats me by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018
Why did my dad leave me
“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”
Why did my dad leave me by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023
my dad left me (story)
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
my dad left me (story) by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020
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