When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010
Get the D-turn mug.... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.
me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
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Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008
Get the I'd Love To Turn You On mug.Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 5, 2008
Get the I'd Love To Turn You On mug.The best friend anyone could ever ask for. Very patient and kind. Can turn around someone's bad day. A fantastic guy
by optimusprime13 June 16, 2011
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