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Tight D Guy 

A guy who plays defense in basketball with a level of intensity far too intense for everyone else in the game.
After realizing I was being guarded by Tight D Guy I decided to fake an injury and leave the game.
Tight D Guy by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

French Guy'd 

When a woman is having simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse with two men. The top guy pulls and and shoots it on the other guy's face on accident.
Originated from a porn bloopers film.
Man, we double team this chick last night and it was going great until my buddy pulled out and French Guy'd all over my face!
French Guy'd by Pat the voicemailer September 7, 2010

Uncle Guy'd 

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.
Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!
Uncle Guy'd by soso7 June 16, 2021

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for 

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly
Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

Guy Sebastian’d 

When a bloke grabs your dick at Ivy.
This bloke totally Guy Sebastian’d me in courtyard last night.

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy 

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.
Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy