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Guys’d 

Abbreviation, (Guys Did) can also work as ‘Mens’d, Boys’d Girls’d and Dudes’d’
Person 1: Did you hear what the guys did at the shop
Person 2: No what did they do
Person 1: Welp the guys’d fixed the tailpipe on the semi
Guys’d by Hallowjesus22 April 29, 2019
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Free d guys

Free d guys out the wok🔓
Free d guys by Ts17% July 16, 2022

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

national grab a guys dick day 

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day

National Grab A Guys Dick Day 

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!
Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

What young guys do

What young guys do is watch porn, jerk off, shoot a load, restart.
Most of my fellow cadets like to do "What young guys do"!
What young guys do by eda-skip January 20, 2022

Guys Do It All the Time 

Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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