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D Joke 

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You say D joke when ever some one says a stupid joke. This is usually said by kids at Ching Secondary school. This word was made up by a group of kids because a student named Darion always makes dumb jokes.
Darion: 1+1=10
Beetle: D Joke
D Joke by Luulu January 11, 2008
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D Joke 

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Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
D Joke by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
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D Joke D Joke Master jokerd Djoker D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy

D Joke Master

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Someone who excels the D Joke standards.
Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.
D Joke Master by Arvinder Sihra March 3, 2008

Joker'd 

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When you accidentally go down on a girl on her period, look up from between her legs and laugh like a maniac. Usually one or both parties develop some sort of mental condition.
Last night after dinner, Scott took me home and laid me on a bed of roses. He's such a swell guy. I was so swept off my feet that I forgot I was on my period. I looked down and immediately got joker'd. I screamed, he laughed hysterically. I think I need therapy.
Joker'd by WhoistheJMan? September 24, 2018

Djoker 

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A nickname for Serbian athlete Novak Djokovic, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time.
The Djoker has won a record 20 men's singles grand slam titles (and counting!). He is the only player in the Open Era to achieve a double career Grand Slam, as well as the only player to complete the career Golden Masters, which he has done twice. The Serb has also spent the most weeks as the world No. 1 and has a positive head to head record against tennis legends Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. He is truly the GOAT!
Djoker by a-tennis-fan July 13, 2021

Djoke 

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Djoke got kicked out of Autralia
Djoke by betinha18 January 15, 2022

djoke 

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1- A funny situation, providing immense comedic relief

2- Da bomb, da shit

3- Originating from the slums of Parkdale, this work was first mouthed by mixed Afro-Canadians while playing hockey in their backyard rinks.
JUST HYPOTHESIS, scientists have yet to confirm the exact origin of this word.
1- His performance was djoke.

2- You're djoke!
djoke by DjokerJ February 8, 2009
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