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Djoke got kicked out of Autralia

Djoke by betinha18 January 15, 2022

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djoke

1- A funny situation, providing immense comedic relief

2- Da bomb, da shit

3- Originating from the slums of Parkdale, this work was first mouthed by mixed Afro-Canadians while playing hockey in their backyard rinks.
JUST HYPOTHESIS, scientists have yet to confirm the exact origin of this word.

1- His performance was djoke.

2- You're djoke!

djoke by DjokerJ February 8, 2009

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Related Words

Djoker • D Joke • D Joke Master • doke • Dooker • droke • dooked • djole • Doker • dooken

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

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Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

Righty-Dokey, Skip. by Raz91 November 25, 2010

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Dokems

The past tense of Doke in reference to Doke as a term for excrement and defecation

Hey man where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the toilet. I'd stay out of there though, I did a massive dokems about 10 minutes ago.

Dokems by KingCrapper May 14, 2011

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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

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droke

something fake or naqli.

bro their friendship is droke

droke by Theoneandonlydimah May 10, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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