antivax

someone who is going to die very soon

Antivax: "all my kids are unvaccinated, I don't want them to get unwell."

reasonable person: "then you should vaccinate them, the vaccine helps."

Antivax: "OMG NO! The vaccine contains the virus, they would die."

reasonable person: "no they wouldn't, it helps build the immune system..."

Antivax: *dies*
Antivax's kids: *also dies*

by I CAN READ, CAN YOU? July 26, 2020

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Antivax

Short for anti-vaccination, a.k.a. anti-science basically. People who are antivax think their 'mommy instincts' are more reliable than actual medical evidence that vaccinating your babies actually helps them not dying or getting really sick.... and that vaccinations can give you autism. Which is apparently worde than dying, so they are against vaccination.
Some people have semi-legitimate reasons die it though; for instance not 100% trusting Big Pharma. Or just scepticism in general. Which isn't wrong in itself.... but it becomes a problem when they bring other people in danger nu carrying diseases lol.

Why are Antivax people always so skeptic of medical science but keen to believe in quackery?

by Jajaw September 06, 2019

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Antivaxer

A conservative who wants their children to die

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is not antivaxer

by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019

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antivaxers

Someone who doesn't vaccinate their own children. Wants them to die, because the oils and soaps will "cure them" instead. The parent is usually a Karen.

Boy: "I hate antivaxers."

Girl: "Why? Vaccines kill your kids!!"

Boy: "No, they don't. They help them."

Girl: "I'm calling your manager!"

by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021

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