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Carlos D. 

Bassist of NYC band Interpol. Part pseudo Goth, part Latin lover, part new wave wonder and quite possibly the most flashy and stylish member of Interpol. The vampire bassist also has rumored to have given some guy's chick herpes, and the guy ain't too happy about it.
Person 1: Who's that vampire Nazi DJing?
Person 2: Carlos D.
Carlos D. by LolaLola August 31, 2005
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Carlos D. carlone'd Carlone’d DCarlo D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy

Carlos D. 

Androgynous bassist of gloom rockers Interpol. Often defined as a goth nazi vampire, Carlos is found mostly at parties, drinking, and having sex.
Girl: That Carlos D is so hot. I want his children.

Guy: I wish I could be as cool as that Carlos D.
Carlos D. by tortured January 22, 2005

carlone'd 

Going out of order. Getting a handjob before you kiss a girl.
Ed got carlone'd by a TSA agent in a janitor's closet.
carlone'd by ms flynn September 30, 2012

Carlone’d 

When long standing social plans get cancelled because one of the people got a last minute better offer.
I got Carlone’d last Saturday when my friend cancelled dinner plans because he was offered tickets to a concert.
Carlone’d by BRA Guys January 9, 2022
a bad ass motha fucker who doesnt give a shit....gets mad girls always wants his dick wet but only with the one person he loves....bikes all day like a n00b
1stperson:Wow DCarlo fucking rocks
2ndperson:Ya dude i no right
DCarlo by Dylanc. October 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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