Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently
best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost
Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home
twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers
skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and
William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his
head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $
4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain
word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing
Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic
goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.
