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A youtuber that makes goofy ahh videos
Cyrex just made a new video you better watch it
Cyrex by bigsmokinglemon January 14, 2024
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Term for current spouse during process of divorce.
"My curex is bagging on me yet again!"
curex by Muyuna December 8, 2004
Your main hoe's bomb puss that'll always be with you to stick your sausage in anytime.
Your cyree ready for the key?
Put it in you fucking daddy.
cyree by The Pussy Bomba June 21, 2017
Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.
Guy: wow, there hasn’t been a good lolcow since WingsofRedemption
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!
Cyrax by MartyMusicVideos January 9, 2023
Cyrix Corporation was a company that manufactured central processing units until it collapsed. Their chip designs came from improved versions of Intel chips that were tediously reverse-engineered in-house and made to perform everyday tasks faster while operating at lower speeds.
A Cyrix chip?! Why do you still have a CPU made by Cyrix?!
Cyrix by Cyrix_definition March 5, 2013
As real as a doughnut. Ass so nice, cant help but write songs about it. A dime +99. Always leaves a light on for chemistry. Doesn’t know how to fail (Armageddon style). The Bonanza Commander. A passionately curious paradoxical firestorm with pyrogenic lightning.
New Dude: I met Cyrena last night, she is an exciting and sexy lady.

Friend: Yes, I love Cyrena, we always set the neighborhood on fire!
Cyrena by Harrie Stamper April 23, 2020