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Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.
Guy: wow, there hasn’t been a good lolcow since WingsofRedemption
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!
Cyrax by MartyMusicVideos January 9, 2023
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A cyborg ninja built by the Lin Kuei. He was built to kill Sub-Zero.
Cyrax has some badass moves.
Cyrax by Charles Lee Ray II January 1, 2005
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2. A geek that post essays because he has nothing better to do
Cyrax likes to post essays of really stupid shit
Cyrax by JetMegaMan December 30, 2003
A retarded douch bag and ass raper. Also sexually obsessed with the riot shield. Also spammed the voogru community with useless crap.
Cyrax sucks. Many people support that.
Cyrax by Cyrass October 8, 2003
The type of guy to laugh at litteraly anything
Someone posts the worlds tiniest frog
Cyrax: LMFAOOOOO ASHIDFDGJAKSHF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The people he forgot in his basement:
Cyrax by Super Blue March 26, 2022
Noun; A guy obsessed with words.
I MUST write! I MUST have sex with that book! ARGHH!!!!!
cyrax by zooray December 30, 2003

Cyrax Net 

The Process of Farting under a cover and then tossing the blanket on someone next to you
Kyle was being a Jew so Eric Gave him a Cyrax Net.
Cyrax Net by ~Howie~ June 15, 2010