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Someone with one of the largest monster cocks in the entire universe.
Have you seen Curtese?
Yea. I heard that they have a huge cock
Curtese by bvdhjutsehkfsejjfstkbsrh November 22, 2021
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Curteese 

A solid dude, steals mountain dew sometimes. Some call him Bucky on occasion, but most stick with "Curteese"
"Yo dawg with all that swag, you're starting to look like a Curteese"
Curteese by buckyindacut April 2, 2020
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Ms. Curtes 

Ms. Curtes is an amazing teacher
Ms. Curtes by Monday-Friday September 14, 2020

Cortesed 

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...
Have you been Cortesed lately?
Cortesed by Party Force August 17, 2016

Curtesy Flush 

During the process of a large bowel movement, a "Curtesy Flush" is an extra flush of the toilet to ensure no clogging of the toilet.
Maya was having a large bowel movement after eating authentic Mexican food that required a "Curtesy Flush".
Curtesy Flush by allisooon99 April 21, 2016

New Jersey Curtsey 

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
New Jersey Curtsey by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

curtisesque 

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.
"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"
curtisesque by aces israel October 16, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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