Curtese

Someone with one of the largest monster cocks in the entire universe.

Have you seen Curtese?
Yea. I heard that they have a huge cock

by bvdhjutsehkfsejjfstkbsrh November 22, 2021

Curteese

A solid dude, steals mountain dew sometimes. Some call him Bucky on occasion, but most stick with "Curteese"

"Yo dawg with all that swag, you're starting to look like a Curteese"

by buckyindacut April 2, 2020

Ms. Curtes

An amazing teacher.

Ms. Curtes is an amazing teacher

by Monday-Friday September 14, 2020

Cortesed

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

by Party Force August 17, 2016

Curtesy Flush

During the process of a large bowel movement, a "Curtesy Flush" is an extra flush of the toilet to ensure no clogging of the toilet.

Maya was having a large bowel movement after eating authentic Mexican food that required a "Curtesy Flush".

by allisooon99 April 21, 2016

New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).

When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.

by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

curtisesque

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.

"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"

by aces israel October 16, 2008