Curtised

Curtised is defined as a modern form of embezzlement and theft related to tech partnerships.

My buisness partner Curtised me when he locked me out of my account while embezzling all the equity earned over 2 years.

by Candlestick man August 2, 2019

Curtised

Trying to join in with an ongoing joke, however brutally massacring all the funny out of it in one fell swoop, destroying morale of all involved.

Yeah, we were having fun last night until Xeno curtised the whole thing. Fuck him.

by Rains_TB May 13, 2021

curtisesque

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.

"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"

by aces israel October 16, 2008

Curtisexual

When someone sexually identifies as a pair of curtains

They are people who like the wind to make them move and they always close there life facts away, no one should become friends with a curtisexual. But they dress good.

Curtisexualist: I feel like I'm waving away!

by InterestingWords February 6, 2017

Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.

Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!

by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021