People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

Got the covid-19 vaccine

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.