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cuntslop 

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.
Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.
cuntslop by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004
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Cuntslop 

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).
That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?
Cuntslop by Another Poet May 22, 2014

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cunt slop 

liquid from the vagina consisting of period blood, skin flakes, scabs, ass grizzle that formed on the cooch, pubic shavings, tampon remnants, part of a dead fetus, cum crust, a tooth, herpes juice, a tar-like substance formed by not douching, a used condom, mold spores, and pus that leaked out of vaginal warts that resemble the orcs from lord of the rings. cunt slop has a sour smell and gritty texture, the smell is compareable to dog farts mixed with warheads candy, cat litter, death, dirty diapers, burnt hair and rotten lemons. cunt slop has a rancid taste that resembles the anus of a vulture and dinosaur puke and is usually a thick black in color or a dark reddish brown
The squoolz soup looks like your moms cunt slop
cunt slop by The Black Panther 69 January 12, 2010

cuntslow 

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.
JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.
cuntslow by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntelope 

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate
After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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