A cuntroach is a cockroach that lives inside a woman's vagina and can often be seen crawling out of the vagina when a woman is taking her panties off to have sex with her john.
I was about to have sex with this hooker the other night when a giant cuntroach crawled out of her hole, ran down her leg and scurried under the bed. It was so gross!
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentallyswallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche