Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.

cuntriloquism by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Related Words

Cuntrito • cuntriloquism • Cuntriloquist • Cunthritous • Cuntitous • cuntritto • Cunt-riot

Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.

Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.

Cuntriloquist by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntitous

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."

Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous

Cuntitous by GotTheItous May 17, 2016

Cuntriloquism

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.

Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...

Cuntriloquism by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

cuntritto

10 cunts rolled up into one burrito of terrible cunt-ness.

My dad's girlfriend is so shitty that she is one giant cuntritto.

cuntritto by BlackBearLover December 27, 2012

Cunthritous

Disease of being a cunt, like bitchitous the disease of being a bitch

Wow you cunt I think you have a severe case of cunthritous!

Cunthritous by Cunthritous April 27, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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