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Cuntrito

A female who is being a cunt while wrapped within a blanket.
She is on the couch being a cuntrito.
by PigChick250 February 27, 2020
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cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
by Catherine McC October 19, 2003
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Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.
Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.
by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018
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Cuntitous

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."
Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous
by GotTheItous May 17, 2016
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Cuntriloquism

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.
Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...
by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018
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cuntritto

10 cunts rolled up into one burrito of terrible cunt-ness.
My dad's girlfriend is so shitty that she is one giant cuntritto.
by BlackBearLover December 27, 2012
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Cunthritous

Disease of being a cunt, like bitchitous the disease of being a bitch
Wow you cunt I think you have a severe case of cunthritous!
by Cunthritous April 27, 2017
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