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cuntriloquism 

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
cuntriloquism by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist 

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.
Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.
Cuntriloquist by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntitous 

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."
Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous
Cuntitous by GotTheItous May 17, 2016

Cuntriloquism 

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.
Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...
Cuntriloquism by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

cuntritto 

10 cunts rolled up into one burrito of terrible cunt-ness.
My dad's girlfriend is so shitty that she is one giant cuntritto.
cuntritto by BlackBearLover December 27, 2012

Cunthritous

Disease of being a cunt, like bitchitous the disease of being a bitch
Wow you cunt I think you have a severe case of cunthritous!
Cunthritous by Cunthritous April 27, 2017