cuntritto

10 cunts rolled up into one burrito of terrible cunt-ness.

My dad's girlfriend is so shitty that she is one giant cuntritto.

by BlackBearLover December 27, 2012

Countretto

Someone who is country and ghetto.

Courtney you are too countretto for me.

by AlanaC August 11, 2016

Contretto

The slang used to define country and ghetto in one word.

Girl you so contretto

by The White madea December 19, 2011

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

Cuntitioner

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

by Ant.A July 5, 2012

War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.

Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.

by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010

countretto

A half and half mix of country and ghetto

That girl is so countretto. She ghetto and country.

by Countretto Female November 26, 2011