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Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.
Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.
by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018
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Cuntriloquist

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus
"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024
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cumtriloquist

Someone that can make a girl cum just by talking to her
Serena truly loves listening Ben speak, he is a true cumtriloquist
by espectro February 17, 2010
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cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
by Catherine McC October 19, 2003
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Cuntriloquism

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.
Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...
by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018
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