cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 2, 2024

customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

Customer Service

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.

-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"

by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013