The process of becoming so gay your dick inverts and turns into a cunt. If cuntification is not stoped the rest of the body is transformed into a vagina.

Bro I think Polo is going through cuntification.

Cuntification by Cunt-fucker9000 January 8, 2020

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A+ Certification

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.

A+ Certification by I Passed August 15, 2011

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chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

chonga++ certification by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

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Cumification

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit

Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises

Cumification by backjailey October 27, 2020

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crustification

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy

Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.

crustification by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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