Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

Cuntificating by Nony314 February 18, 2019

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cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.

Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.

cuntificating whoremonger by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010

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cuntification

process of becoming pussy whipped

My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend.

cuntification by I believe this is a George Carlinism. May 31, 2003

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Cuntification

The process of becoming so gay your dick inverts and turns into a cunt. If cuntification is not stoped the rest of the body is transformed into a vagina.

Bro I think Polo is going through cuntification.

Cuntification by Cunt-fucker9000 January 8, 2020

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Cuntificating

verb

To present an idea or principle in an overly simplified, arrogant, pompous and often ill-informed manner.

"Oh dear, Donald Trump is cuntificating on twitter again"

Cuntificating by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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