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Cuntfuckulate 

To cuntfuckulate something,

is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...
The motor blew up, But Dean "Cuntfuckulated" something together and got it running again.
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Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated
I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"
Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

Cuntfuckulated 

Some completely destroyed
Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there
Today was confuckulated.
confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

Confuckulated

That's confuckulated
Confuckulated by Tara February 16, 2004

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.
This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.
confuckulated by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated
Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways
Confuckulated by Jah42069 October 17, 2019
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