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Cuntcedes

A high class cunt; often not as valuable as is believed, and very expensive to maintain.
"She's the cuntcedes of cunts, the worst kind of cunt!"
by yeastinfectionbakery October 24, 2012
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Cuntdescending

When a woman is so condescending, believes she is so much better than everyone else, she has graduated into being a complete cunt.
Jill: “I like your new shoes.”
Jane: “Rhonda said she gave her shoes like this to Goodwill.”
Jill: “What a cuntdescending thing to say.”
Jane: “Yeah, maybe she’ll fall into a cave and not get discovered for a few days and have to drink her own piss and eat her fingernails just to stay alive…”
Jill: “Woah, calm down.”
Jane: “Yeah, my bad, I got a little carried away…but she is cuntdescending on a daily basis.”
by Louisiana Gold December 24, 2008
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Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.
The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."
by Aerofucker August 3, 2009
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Cuntfederate Flag

Formerly known as the confederate flag or battle flag, it is a flag that represents slavery, treason, white power and ignorance by those who fly it. There are two types of these ignorant people.

The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.

The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
The Cuntfederate Flag represents ignorant white trash.
by SmileySmitty August 9, 2015
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Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night
OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog
by Dick Chute June 20, 2007
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cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.
I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.
by octopod November 25, 2003
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cuntcrepes

A vagina with generous labial tissue that makes folds resembling the pastry crepes.
Holy strawberry cuntcrepes, batman!
by Scrote Scratcher August 1, 2011
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