A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.
I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.
by octopod November 25, 2003
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An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.
I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.
by octopod November 26, 2003
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When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.
Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!
by The Riddler 2016 December 10, 2015
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