cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

cuntaloupe 

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.

I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.

cuntaloupe by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007

cuntaloupe 

A person that is a cunt and a fruit at the same time.

Adjective

Alex stfu you cuntaloupe.

cuntaloupe by Tamefaility February 28, 2017

Cuntaloupe 

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

Cuntaloupe by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015

Cuntaloupe 

A lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person...let your imagination wander......

I did not have sexual intercourse with my date last night, so I got with my "Cuntaloupe" instead... (pelvic thrust)

Cuntaloupe by austinrobinandrew August 6, 2011

cuntaloupe 

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

cuntaloupe by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018

Hairy Cuntaloupe 

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

Hairy Cuntaloupe by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009