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Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.
"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."
by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015
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