cuntville

not so slang term meaning you will be spending time with your significant female other, includes all definitions of other (girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy). Also can mean a terrible night spent out with a horrid bitch of cunt that you at one time had an interest but has since severely waned because of said females ridiculous cuntness.

Can also mean an extremely boring event spent with your significant female's friends, talking about stupid topics like "What not to Wear", why dont men listen enough?, or why did you spend more time with your friends tonight then with me?

(2 guys at a bar, watching a friend at same bar)
Jim: Wow take a look at the look on Joe's face.
John: Haha, man that sucks, he was so amped about meeting that girl.
Jim: Yeh looks like he's taking a drive in cuntville tonight.

Mike: So didnt see you out last night, what happened?
Bill: Oh it was a nice night, watched some reruns of "Sex and the City", then Megans friend came over and we all talked about why men cant be more sensitive to women needs.
Mike: Yeh,....
Bill: Oh great my change of address form finally came through.
Mike: What did you put for your new address,...123 Pussywhipped Lane, Cuntsville, USA?
Bill: Fuck you man
Mike: Yeh bet you would like that. Sure you dont wana snuggle first?

cuntville by what the fuck man January 30, 2009

CuntVille

A place where all cunts go to live amongst eachother.

paige: “that girl is such a bitch where is she from”

lexi: “she’s definitely straight outta CuntVille

CuntVille by toptierhbic😗 September 22, 2023

Cunt from Cuntville 

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.

Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.

Cunt from Cuntville by Coach Rene April 3, 2020

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cuntzilla

the queen of cunts, she who enjoys being one, or goes out of her way to be one

"Vangie can be such a cuntzilla!

cuntzilla by peecheechoh March 31, 2009

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

Cuntile by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010