Skip to main content

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

cunttease 

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her
That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.
cunttease by COLsass June 10, 2005

cunttease 

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can
"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"
cunttease by FMGplz October 2, 2008

cuntears 

1. Someone who is fucked in the head.
2. Cauliflower ears.
1. Get yourself a beer cuntears
2. You can tell that guy used to box by his cuntears.
cuntears by Duck Solid February 15, 2004

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026