Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 1, 2023

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

cunttease

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her

That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.

by COLsass June 10, 2005

cunttease

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can

"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"

by FMGplz October 2, 2008

cuntears

1. Someone who is fucked in the head.
2. Cauliflower ears.

1. Get yourself a beer cuntears
2. You can tell that guy used to box by his cuntears.

by Duck Solid February 15, 2004