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Cunt of Jesus! 

An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
Cunt of Jesus! by maoZZ November 21, 2010

Piece of Cunt 

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.
Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."
Piece of Cunt by spizzeerascal September 19, 2009

Pile of Cunt 

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

wad of cunt 

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it
You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!
wad of cunt by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.
My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.
Cunt of misery by Total Simon August 12, 2009

cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.
That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.
cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007