Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Cunt of Jesus! 

An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
Cunt of Jesus! by maoZZ November 21, 2010

Piece of Cunt 

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.
Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."
Piece of Cunt by spizzeerascal September 19, 2009

Pile of Cunt 

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

wad of cunt 

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it
You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!
wad of cunt by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.
My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.
Cunt of misery by Total Simon August 12, 2009

cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.
That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.
cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next