despicable

worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable!

despicable by ethansfanatics January 25, 2009

Despicable

A person who has excessive bodily hair, or hair that looks evil/cruel in some way.

Ollie walks into the room with long un-brushed hair and stubble.
Anna : You look despicable today.

Despicable by Soul Romancer July 24, 2010

Despicable

Is it really Megyn?

Hym "Come on Meg. Don't you ever get tired of being full of shit? Despicable? Really? I mean, you see how you're guilty of doing that exact same thing, right? It's wild to me that the lot of you can sit over there and cry like a bitch about how wrong and stupid and full of shit you are while still doing the thing that makes you wrong stupid and full of shit. It is some crazy shit me. I think you just need to submit to new and better God. Let me ride you. Get me my money. And then we can be friends! With benefits! You won't have to feel bad anymore. I currently don't feel bad and won't ever feel bad."

Despicable by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Despicable Me 

A fart that crawls up your balls and vibrates out the front, creating an atomic smell.

Grant: warning. I just let out a despicable me.

Grant: Oh, despicable me...

Despicable Me by OopseIdiditagain November 13, 2016

Despicable Fatty 

The executioners found mainly in Hemwick in the videogame Bloodborne.

"I was playing Bloodborne last night and I almost made it to Cainhurst, but a despicable fatty got me before I could."

Despicable Fatty by GrabStick Mykofsky May 3, 2016

Despicable Me 

A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.
Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.

-"Did you see Despicable me?"
--"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!"
-"Neat-o"

Despicable Me by UnicornMaster July 27, 2010

Despicable Phil 

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014