cunt of a thing

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.

That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

headbutt undies

see touching cloth, a slang expression for following through from a wet fart.

I headbutt undies and now i need to find a toilet fast or go home and clean myself up

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007