Cunt Finger

This is the result of grappling with a rather potent haddock pasty, possibly one that hasnt been attended to for a few days. The smell of the ladies clam seems to impregnate the skin of your fingers and succeeds in lingering for up to two full days....even washing with scented soap does nothing to remove the stench.

Dave "Crikey, what on earth is that stench?"
Pete "I got Katy from accounts in a bowling ball grip after the pub last night and now have the worst case of Cunt Finger ever. Its even overpowering the curry I had afterwards!"

by Frosty909 September 8, 2007

Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

by Jerky finger June 30, 2018

cunt finder

1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;

2. (n.) A pimp;

3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.

1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.

2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.

3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.

by Rob Porter November 26, 2007

Cuntzinger

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris

Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!

by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).

Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation

I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021