cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

Cunt Duster

A 25-35 year old man who has sexual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. Therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman's cunt with his wang

Reis: Dude, you fucked my great grandmother?!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!

by TH@ $H1+ July 27, 2009

cuntbuster

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.

OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!

by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol September 7, 2008

Cuntbuster

A very large baby, whose birth turns his/her mother's vagina into a clowns pocket.

N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.

Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.

by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol July 21, 2006