Swift's definitions

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

deam

Deam = Damn

Used as another word for "damn".

Deam, that chick is off tha hook, nigga!

by Swift February 22, 2005

Gay max

to be gay, gay to the extreme

riding a bike with no pants on wearing a t-shirt saying "i love anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

sex pistol

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Dwang

large floppy cock flopping about

"flop out your dwang brian"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003