Swift's definitions

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

yitties

just regular sized titties

like if you said breast in stead you would say yitties.

by Swift June 29, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003

lobo

An Asshole on the T/T forum that goes around ripping the piss out of everyone for his own sick enjoyment.

Why is Lobo so cruel to everyone? *sobs*

by Swift January 7, 2004

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003