Cunt Chess 

Cunt chess: A game of life involving second-guessing responses and actions of fools who lack the social awareness necessary to appreciate you might not want the entire office CC'd in on a reply to your email or a whole bar included in advising you on what was previously a private dilemma.

To: Keith, Tammy
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess

I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?

To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm

"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...

Cunt Chess by RoEOne June 10, 2008

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

cunt cheese by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"Look at that cum rag cunt cheese bitch"

"Damn that cottage cheese thighs bitch must have some major cunt cheese"

cunt cheese by Jojo's June 1, 2007

cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

cunt cheese by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

chantal gravelle has lots of cunt cheese

cunt cheese by disowned June 14, 2010

Cunt Cheese

White cottage cheese looking material caused from yeast fermenting inside vagina that is easily dislodged and can cover a penis during sexual intercourse. It can be odorless/tasteless but it also may have opposite characteristics.

Don't worry about it baby, cunt cheese isn't a big deal it happens. I'll just wash it off and be right back to wipe you down.

Cunt Cheese by Flaplaya September 26, 2019

cheese cunt 

When a girl's panties are soaked in cum and oozes out like melted cheese

Man my girl had cheese cunt before I even touched her.

cheese cunt by Ashley DICKerson October 23, 2013