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daddy's cummies
The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
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Cumzie • cummie • cumbies • cumfiesta • Cumsies • Cumzilla • cuzzied up • cumcientious • CUmmie Bear • Cuzzie
spill the cummies
spill the cummies by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021
Cumfiend
A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.
cummies
cummies by Translucentstar October 15, 2015
Cummies
Cummies by The_Meme_Teme November 7, 2014
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