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A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.
Pwease, do this for me Pwease!
Pwease by JC January 15, 2004
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A thing only pick me boys/girls use because they are desperate
“pwease go out with me 🥺👉👈”
Pwease by Joe Mungus May 18, 2021
A viral meme of JD Vance. It started when Zelensky met with President Trump and VP Vance in the oval office and Zelensky not even saying thank you. This has led to many different alterations of JD forming from it.
VP Vance: “President Zelensky should have said Pwease and Thank You.”
Pwease by fwoggy26 January 3, 2026

pwease 🥺 

pwease🥺 is mostly used by people who wish to guilt trip you. If someone does use it, you should say: "stfu"
girl: sorry, i cant
boy: pwease 🥺
pwease 🥺 by 🥺pweasee February 24, 2021

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee 

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

guys please 

Quackitys serious response to a troll on a stream.
People: *silence*
Quackity: guys please
guys please by Efe Dogan January 12, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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