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Outkicking your Coverage 

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

Groove Coverage

A techno and eurodance group in Europe. They are centered in Germany, but give concerts all over the world. Some songs include "Poison," "Runaway," "Moonlight Shadow," and "7 Years and 50 Days." They are well-known also for their remixes of other songs. Similar groups include Baracuda, Cascada, or Special D.
Guy from Europe: Dude, you going to the Groove Coverage concert tonight?
Groove Coverage by Techno123 April 16, 2008

cleverage 

A tool used by women to get what they want from life. Cleverage is often used to distract men during negotiations. Combination of clevage and leverage.
We all knew Sue used her cleverage for all it was worth to work her way up the corporate ladder.
cleverage by Nunnayabiznis August 3, 2005

out kick your coverage 

When an exceptionally average guy, a 4-6 on the scale of 1-10, manages to land a date with a girl who is a 8.5-10 and doesn't have a chance to keep her much longer. When a guy out kicks his coverage, it is generally associated with incredulous bystanders, jealous males, and looks of befuddlement. Other side effects are laughter and the making of bets for how much longer the two will be together.
Gosh, John, you really managed to out kick your coverage with Jessica...did she lose a bet.