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The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.
“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”
Cumney by anonymous March 26, 2021
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Cuney mark 

Cuney mark is the same as cutie mark from my little pony friendship is magic.

Sweetie belle says 'Cuney mark' though.

Just because she's cute like that.
"If i do that, maybe i'll earn my cuney mark!"

"Sweetie belle, its cutie mark, not cuney mark. Silly filly"
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Cüneyt is always successful

Everyone loves Cüneyt
He is selfish but a good charackter,
Cüneyt have lots of Money
All the laddies loveneyt
Cüneyt by DreamNet456-_- November 21, 2021
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A combination of two words most women despise being called, the "C" word and "Honey". Most commonly used describing women, but can also be very effective when directed towards men.
Bill: “Dude, your girlfriend totally dogged you last night in front of everyone.”
Ted: “I know, right! If she wasn’t so hot I would have dumped her months ago.”
Bill: “She is a cunney, that’s for sure.”
cunney by RobDnet October 28, 2009
A tissue paper that has been soiled by a generous amount of male semen.
gabs mom got pregnant after fingering herself using her sons cumnex.
cumnex by yourmominathong? August 17, 2009

Cumnection 

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.
It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.
Cumnection by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

Cumnesia 

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009