Cuant

An unpleasant female. Usually used when "cunt" is inappropriate.

Dude1: She's acting like a cuant.

Dude2: Totally. Wait, do you mean cunt?

Dude1: Yeah.

Cuant by cuant_numba_#1 August 20, 2011

Cuant

An affectionate way to use the C word, without offense. Much as adding an "a" to "bitch" ("biatch") made its use acceptable in polite conversation, so to does adding an "a" to "cunt." Nearly a term of endearment, especially appropriate for addressing a group of fraternity brothers.

"What's up my cuants! Long time no see."

"Great sermon today. You my cuant!"

Cuant by Honch N Sweetmeat, Esq. May 28, 2024

ya facking cuant 

how Katya Zamolodchikova (Drag queen from drag race Season 7) pronounces "you fucking cunt" as if in an australian accent. It happened during episode 52 of the web series UNHhhh when Katya and Trixie collabed with australian drag queen Courtney Act.

Look at you! ya facking cuant

ya facking cuant by tom holland stan August 6, 2017

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

Cantanta by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019