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An affectionate way to use the C word, without offense. Much as adding an "a" to "bitch" ("biatch") made its use acceptable in polite conversation, so to does adding an "a" to "cunt." Nearly a term of endearment, especially appropriate for addressing a group of fraternity brothers.
"What's up my cuants! Long time no see."

"Great sermon today. You my cuant!"

ya facking cuant 

how Katya Zamolodchikova (Drag queen from drag race Season 7) pronounces "you fucking cunt" as if in an australian accent. It happened during episode 52 of the web series UNHhhh when Katya and Trixie collabed with australian drag queen Courtney Act.

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

I cant read 

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can
Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum
Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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