When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.
Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
by ImmediateAce January 25, 2015
by Gerald Peterson May 13, 2017
the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra
Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
by lolitolduitwouldbthere2morrow September 20, 2009
by devilzukin December 2, 2003
Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...
Communion wafers.
Communion wafers.
by Person11234 June 8, 2019
When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"
I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?
by Jdan Cutsem September 17, 2017
When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019