Cummous 

If a man cummed hummus

Look at that Cummous,

Let’s sell that on EBay for £2000

Cummous by Cummous May 21, 2019

cummusical 

when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on

"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"

"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"

cummusical by Hen Kenry December 17, 2008

Hummus Cummus 

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

Hummus Cummus by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017

cumbous 

A compass the is born with a rare disease called homosexuality.

Bro, that cumbous just came on my couch. Those darn cumbi!

cumbous by UltreXplosion November 16, 2022

Cummus 

In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!

Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!

Cummus by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010

cummush 

A cum coat, something almost like spoiled milk that was left over for few days.

Skuppdti poopti, doing in the kuppti
zasam hush
you are cummush

cummush by KBPv's Homeowner March 28, 2022

Cummus 

The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.

While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.

Cummus by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum September 17, 2015