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Look at that Cummous,

Let’s sell that on EBay for £2000
Cummous by Cummous May 21, 2019
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cummusical 

when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on
"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"

"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"
cummusical by Hen Kenry December 17, 2008
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Hummus Cummus 

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus
Hummus Cummus by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017
A compass the is born with a rare disease called homosexuality.
Bro, that cumbous just came on my couch. Those darn cumbi!
cumbous by UltreXplosion November 16, 2022
In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!
Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!
Cummus by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010
A cum coat, something almost like spoiled milk that was left over for few days.
Skuppdti poopti, doing in the kuppti
zasam hush
you are cummush
cummush by KBPv's Homeowner March 28, 2022
The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.
While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.
Cummus by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum September 17, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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