The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

Cummaxxing by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Related Words

Chubmaxxing • chudmaxxing • Cummaxxing • chatmaxxing • Chinmaxxing • Chuckmaxxing • chudmaxing • Chungmaxxing

chudmaxxing

When a chud is in a political conversation and they are going full extremist or coping.

Chud: “Germanic Europe includes Celtic people and all Northern Europeans that were part of the original aryan race”

Normal person: “you don’t know what the fuck your talking about your chudmaxxing”

chudmaxxing by NotAnnaNotAnna July 9, 2023

CHUDMAXXING

the act of being an absolute chud without a care

Ricky: yo, you seen kyle movin'??

Charles: yea, kyles chudmaxxing bro

CHUDMAXXING by KOKINO April 22, 2026

chatmaxxing

A podcast where two chads chat about historical, political or social interests.

Did you know that listening to Chatmaxxing podcast daily might get you bitches, defined jawline, positive canthal tilt and rizz.

chatmaxxing by uyudum August 13, 2023

Chuckmaxxing

Chuckmaxxing is the act of being named Charles and gooning in your cave consistently, and also edging to skibidi toilet and kai cenat fanum tax compilations 24 hours daily. A big part of chuckmaxxing is not getting job, sigmas dont get employed, only betas. You must also mew 24/7, jelq daily, and have a positive canthal tilt. Chuckmaxxing for roughly a decade will make you a sigma male and not a beta.

Did you see Dominic he was chuckmaxxing and scaring the hoes away for being too sigma

Chuckmaxxing by theheherhgfddhdjhfb February 12, 2024

Chungmaxxing

A technique in which ones to get fat

Person 1: man you’ve been eating pretty poorly lately

Person 2: I know man. I gotta lock in.

Person 1: you’re chungmaxxing

Chungmaxxing by thewilder June 6, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026