Chubmaxxing

Having a raging boner

"I am completely chubmaxxing right now"

by XinRSpectrum June 22, 2025

Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

chudmaxxing

When a chud is in a political conversation and they are going full extremist or coping.

Chud: “Germanic Europe includes Celtic people and all Northern Europeans that were part of the original aryan race”

Normal person: “you don’t know what the fuck your talking about your chudmaxxing”

by NotAnnaNotAnna July 9, 2023

chatmaxxing

A podcast where two chads chat about historical, political or social interests.

Did you know that listening to Chatmaxxing podcast daily might get you bitches, defined jawline, positive canthal tilt and rizz.

by uyudum August 13, 2023

Chuckmaxxing

Chuckmaxxing is the act of being named Charles and gooning in your cave consistently, and also edging to skibidi toilet and kai cenat fanum tax compilations 24 hours daily. A big part of chuckmaxxing is not getting job, sigmas dont get employed, only betas. You must also mew 24/7, jelq daily, and have a positive canthal tilt. Chuckmaxxing for roughly a decade will make you a sigma male and not a beta.

Did you see Dominic he was chuckmaxxing and scaring the hoes away for being too sigma

by theheherhgfddhdjhfb February 12, 2024

Chungmaxxing

A technique in which ones to get fat

Person 1: man you’ve been eating pretty poorly lately

Person 2: I know man. I gotta lock in.

Person 1: you’re chungmaxxing

by thewilder June 6, 2024

chudmaxing

Chudmaxing is the act of intentionally or unintentionally presenting oneself in the least attractive way possible, often the opposite of "looksmaxing." It's a self-deprecating or self-sabotaging approach to personal presentation, usually occurring when around attractive individuals ("Chads").

I haven't been hitting the gym bro, been eating pizza all week. I'm chudmaxing

by chad4life March 21, 2026