cuntmaxxing

altering your life such that you serve cunt as much as you possibly can

Damn this bitch is cuntmaxxing so hard! I can feel it from here. Goddamn.

by The-Legend-69 April 4, 2024

Crustmaxxing

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"

by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

chatmaxxing

A podcast where two chads chat about historical, political or social interests.

Did you know that listening to Chatmaxxing podcast daily might get you bitches, defined jawline, positive canthal tilt and rizz.

by uyudum August 13, 2023

cumsmaxxing

when you are fed up of NNN and jerk your brains out.

my bro so filled up, he bout to go fro em cumsmaxxing

by anonymous January 26, 2024

cutemaxxing

cutemaxxing describes the act of increasing ones cuteness through various means
(more often used to refer to animals)

Tim:"Look Herny, Nuclear Bomb is cutemaxxing!"
Henry:"Aaaaww, he's so adorable."

by gatoenthusiast February 22, 2024

muntmaxxing

Munting as many times as you can in one night

Sorry I couldn’t come over I was too busy muntmaxxing

by Jah_70k March 4, 2024